Another glorious and beautiful day. i've got a very busy schedule in front of me for this weekend. Gotta re-install Windows XP and Windows 98 onto 2 different computers. The best part about it is that i've got my hands on my bros bike... hehehehe... i like that bike and the boy hardly lets me ride it... well times have changed now... i no longer have to sneak out with the bike early in the morning at 3:30am... >=)... well todays POST will make all you men realise that we are indeed blessed to be men... sorrie ladies this just happened to be your week to be criticised... peace to you women who are responsible to us men being here...

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to that same or any water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too
icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - £3,000. Morning suit rental - £100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
One mood - all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and a little bit of your neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet, one pair of shoes, one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pen-knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.