Monday, June 14, 2004

Technology in India is probably one of the strangest things I’ve seen. On Saturday 12th June I was on my way for my computer classes at Irla (in between Vile Parle and Andheri… if you live in Mumbai) Most of the signals in Mumbai do a good job when they are working and do an even better job when they aren’t. I’ve noticed this a lot!! When a signal isn’t working, it should remain that way and no one should interfere with it. However that statement isn’t true. In Mumbai the traffic police always feel that they can do a better job than the signals (irrelevant of whether they are working or not). In both instances… the traffic police (or “paandus” as we Mumbaikars so “lovingly” call them) are so wrong. These guys are responsible for the traffic out here. I have yet to see a day when traffic is in order because of a paandu. The police can get so confused sometimes… sorrie I meant the police are so confused all the time!!!!!!!

Speaking of confusion women on the other hand are very confusing. If you’ve been reading my blog from the beginning, then you’d probably know that the opposite sex seems to be the strangest thing of all. Sorrie ladies no offense but you guys are pretty strange to me. One fact that y’all ladies will agree is that most of the time y’all are confused yourselves… and if you think that statement is false then I guess you aren’t a woman. Now y’all ladies must be wondering as to why I criticise y’all so much. I’m not actually; it’s just true. You know what they say… “When the truth is spoken it hurts the most”. Most of you ladies would surely like to ask me as to how come I know if y’all are confused most of the time. Please that’s easy!!… Let’s take you guys shopping for example, shopping for shoes… when y’all are shopping y’all will look for let’s say something that has flowers. So the hunt begins for flowers. During the course of your hunt y’all come across many varieties of things. Y’all will ponder over millions of shoes will flowers. Now distractions occur in the field (the shopping field). Women say that they are looking for shoes but at the same time they are Oooing and Wooing over bags, clothes and hell knows what other girlie stuff. So now the hunt parameters have broadened and this is where the confusion starts. It’s pretty simple, logical and true. Men on the other hand have a compartmentalised thinking pattern. When we wanna buy shoes, we’ll buy shoes. When we wanna buy clothes, we buy clothes. This should help explain things:

Objective = Result

Men buy shoes = Shoes brought by men. = Objective achieved
Men buy clothes = Clothes brought by men. = Objective achieved

Women buy shoes = Can’t decide which one to buy. But God dam that sleeveless top looks good. Holie shit I forgot about that cute adorable little bag that would go so well on that top and not to mention those ear-rings that would make me look so Fab.
Women buy clothes = ……

I think I’ll stop just there cause I don’t even wanna think about what the hell was going on over there… IT’S TOO CONFUSING… LOL >=) Peace ladies….

Today in the morning before I could leave for work I was watching a few cartoons. Whilst browsing through channels I tuned into MTV. Now this isn’t the international MTV that we get, it’s the pathetic Indian version. So the song starts… it’s about a woman who dresses herself up with a white very, very and I mean extremely short top. And then tightens her red checked micro mini. Later she walks downstairs into a place that looks like an underground barn. Teams up with a bunch of other pathetic dressing woman and starts dancing… like a slut!! It’s funnie how Indian culture is evolving these days. These Indian directors can’t seem to find anything original and just like to go on a copying spree. Man you’ve gotta listen to them frikin Hindi remixes of the original English songs. Especially when they use the western lingo… holie shit that really cracks me up. Now inspiring is one thing and trying to copy is another. Most of the women get inspired by the west and then completely misunderstand. Today most of the Hindi music videos are filled with Indian sluts… I know I’m a bit harsh with that statement but then this should help you understand a little better. Dave Chappelle a very recognised stand up comedian said this statement in one of his shows and I completely agree with the guy. This is what he said or something like it, “So I was walking down a street dressed up like a cop and a lady comes running to me asking for help. She says officer officer please come quick there’s a robbery in progress. Now I know that I’m no cop but she doesn’t know that either but she wants me to help because I look like a cop”. Likewise ladies if y’all dress up like sluts, then no matter how good a person you are, you will always be a slut. Dave also made another important statement and this will make a whole lotta sense now. He said, “Chivalry is dead… it’s true… Men have lost their chivalry…AND WOMEN KILLED IT!!!”….. lol >=)

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