Women are definitely the most wierdest thing that has ever existed on this planet. They are highly volatile, totally unpredictible and most of all.... VERY STRANGE in alotta ways. There is a title of a book which read as "Men are from Venus and Women are from Mars". It's supposed to be a best seller. Well i'd like to give that book a new title today.... "MEN ARE FROM EARTH AND WOMAN ARE FROM SOME FRIKIN PLANET THAT YOU DEFINITELY DON'T WANNA KNOW ABOUT... FOR SURE!!!". Now to all the woman reading this... "Ladies, no offense! I respect thee from the bottom of my heart, but then again there are times when y'all can be most confusing and irritating to the Nth degree." Probably this conversation that i had with one such woman would help y'all understand as to why this post just had to come up. And trust me there are a few lines in this conversation which is very static in most of the women i've spoken to till this date and YES LADIES it's true... y'all know it but y'all just won't admit it.

Again to protect the identity of this one particular woman, and to protect her from confrontation from other's, i have used an alais name for her. Read through this conversation. It's a bit too long but then again it would definitely prove that most woman can be far more IMMATURE than us guys... and i thought that i was the only one who was IMMATURE....lol >D!! I guess the world is filled...

A little story line here...
Miss.X, along with 3 other people including meself being the 4th one, were supposed to go out for lunch one day. Now Miss.X waits for us till our shift could get over and we all decided that we would go for Paneer at Bandra, no1 told anyone to stay back for the other, it was a sole decission made by each individual. Now Miss.X meets her friend and then alters the original plan and says let's go to Gardenia (some frikin expensive joint near work)...Now where i work and Bandra are miles apart from each other and it takes approximately 1hour 30mins or more to reach Bandra from work. I was totallie hard on cash and my mind was set for Paneer. Now just because of another person, Miss.X's friend, why would I, and as a matter of fact, any of the 3 other people besides Miss.X alter the plan for a new comer. That's crazie. We had all agreed to go to Bandra for Paneer but just because Miss.X's friend came and couldn't make it to Bandra with us, we were supposed to go to Gardenia.... That's bullshit!!.... So the plan got scrapped and we all made our way home. Miss.X and her friend went to Gardenia for lunch that day. I meet Miss.X the following day and i joking asked her how was lunch yesterday. She squirted out all the rage she had inside of her onto me by yelling at me on top of her voice. I was hurt no doubt but i was so frikin raged by her yells that i just kept quite and took it as it came. Didn't want to make matters worse cause 2 people yelling at each other, would never result in a settlement. So this is the conversation we had on our internal MSN chat window 3 days after the incident took place.

Here's the conversation: (Read and enjoy!!!)

Miss.X says:
Well that proves 1 thing for sure, I'm still "IMMATURE." and i like it that way. Cuz who would miss work like i do.... hehehe... Actually come to think of it, i just can't figure it out. I can't figure out whether i'm MATURE or IMMATURE. Well i wonder what being MATURE feels like? Is it something like being someone different than you currently are?

Miss.X says:
Is it something like being in command so that you can lead others? Is it something like knowing to do what is right from wrong? OR to put all those questions in a nut-shell... Is it like driving a car, where your quick decissions would make the ride a beautiful experience or a nightmare for you and the people in the car with you?

Denver Dsouza says:
i wrote that so i would know what that means... but when you copy, paste it back at me, what would that imply

Denver Dsouza says:
By the way how are you?

Miss.X says:
**** u

Denver Dsouza says:
well 1 things there for sure... at least some1 in this world reads my blogs besides me .... lol

Miss.X says:
it took u so many days to ask this

Denver Dsouza says:
still angry i guess... which would result in such verbiage...

Miss.X says:
some one miss talking to u too

Denver Dsouza says:
hey you were pissed with me samja... and you told me not to talk to you ever... if you remember...

Miss.X says:
misses*

Miss.X says:
i did say anything of tht

Denver Dsouza says:
you yelled and mentioned that you don't want to speak to me ever... i clearly remember...

Miss.X says:
i said u shut up at tht time

Miss.X says:
and if i say so so u dnot talk ok rite

Denver Dsouza says:
yes you did... its just the rage that you had at that time that actually made you say that to me... hey i would know... i remember every word you said... i was yelled at so i would knw...

Denver Dsouza says:
well i did as you commanded... oopss demanded... that was the best thing to do at the time since you were angry with me...

Miss.X says:
so wat u stop talking rite

Denver Dsouza says:
you told me too... i never wanted too...

Miss.X says:
didnt try to find the reason

Miss.X says:
did want to confront

Denver Dsouza says:
did want to but was just waiting for you to cool down...

Denver Dsouza says:
well if your angry then i dont wanna confront you cuz nothing good would come off it... it would just lead into more arguments...

Miss.X says:
wat would have defined iam cool

Denver Dsouza says:
probablie you realising what you did... cuz when i asked you that morning as to what happened you told me to shutup and not to talk to you ever... so i said okies fine when she'll cool down she'll talk... but dam it took so long kya...

Miss.X says:
ok tht tells me u still dnot know the reason

Miss.X says:
i want to kill you

Denver Dsouza says:
trust me it ain't worth it... killing me won't make a difference... there are a lot who feel the same way like you do... i tell them the same thing... lol

Denver Dsouza says:
but if my death makes you happie... fine please proceed

Miss.X says:
ok maybe so the better idea is tht i dnot talk

Miss.X says:
**** off

Denver Dsouza says:
is that what you feel like doing

Denver Dsouza says:
hey if you don't wanna talk to me that's fine... that's your decission... but that's definitely not my decission....

Miss.X says:
did u ever give a thought why i did tht

Denver Dsouza says:
oh yeah... and i knw why your angry as well...

Miss.X says:
did u ever

Miss.X says:
why???

Denver Dsouza says:
trust me much more than you could ever imagine...

Denver Dsouza says:
but then i just gave up cuz i knw the reason...

Denver Dsouza says:
and just waited

Miss.X says:
wat???

Denver Dsouza says:
for you to cool down...

Miss.X says:
wat is the reason

Denver Dsouza says:
i'd rather have this conversation face to face rather than message to message...

Denver Dsouza says:
you were just upset cuz i didn't tag along with you'z guyz for lunch na...

Miss.X says:
damn it u didnt have guts to confront till now

Denver Dsouza says:
cuz your still upset.... and plz don't get the gutts over here ...

Miss.X says:
and u say now it needs to be face to face

Miss.X says:
ofcourse where else r guts

Denver Dsouza says:
well quite frankly if your upset then i'd rather stay away from your face and not get the treatment i got from you that glorious morning...

Denver Dsouza says:
if you wanna talk then calm down

Miss.X says:
why not

Denver Dsouza says:
then forget it... stay away cuz it ain't my fault here...

Miss.X says:
ok i got the message

Miss.X says:
bye

Denver Dsouza says:
if your gonna stay angry with me and your gonna bad mouth and yell at me all the time then i'd rather stay away from you... you wanna talk then calm down first... don't misunderstand and make assumptions Miss.X... cuz right now your still enfuriated....

Denver Dsouza says:
and trust me your thoughts are blocked and you ain't understanding what i'm tryin to tell you...

Denver Dsouza says:
don't misunderstand me....

Denver Dsouza says:
if your gonna stay angry with me and your gonna bad mouth and yell at me all the time then i'd rather stay away from you... you wanna talk then calm down first... don't misunderstand and make assumptions Miss.X... cuz right now your still enfuriated....

Denver Dsouza says:
and trust me your thoughts are blocked and you ain't understanding what i'm tryin to tell you...

Denver Dsouza says:
don't misunderstand me....

Miss.X says:
ok fine i got the message denver. it is not ur fault. it is my fault ok. completely my fault so i take it on my head. ok. i am sorry for bugging you. but i guess its my fault only tht i waited for 4 hrs like a stupid person. DAMN IT U UNDERSTAND FOUR HRS, HOW LONG THT IS ??? i am stupid. i did iT na, i am stupid becuase i expected. i am sorry NEVER AGAIN OK........... NEVER.... NEVER......

Denver Dsouza says:
hey chill man... there's another reason why i left that day as well...

Denver Dsouza says:
will meet you later on and tell you about it

Denver Dsouza says:
don't be sorrie

Denver Dsouza says:
m on call 1 sec

Miss.X says:
I AM NOT INTERESTED

Miss.X says:
EVEN I AM

Denver Dsouza says:
k suite yourself...

Denver Dsouza says:
then when you wanna talk ... msg me or better still come up to me...

Denver Dsouza says:
if you've got the GUTTS

Miss.X says:
I WONT DENVER I WONT

Miss.X says:
I NEVER WOULD

Miss.X says:
I AM SORRY

Miss.X says:
BYE

Denver Dsouza says:
okies... if that's the way you feel..

Denver Dsouza says:
but it's really sad to see you leave like this... i never thought it would end like this Miss.X... but if that's the way you want it ... i won't stop you...

Miss.X says:
YA AGAIN U LEFT NOT UR FAULT, I WAITED NOT UR FAULT, I LEAVE NOT UR FAULT, EVERTHING IS DONE BY ME I AM TE DAMN PERSON WHO DOES EVERY THING WRONG

Denver Dsouza says:
you feel like that kya...

Denver Dsouza says:
you just wanna make assumptions... and trust me...

Miss.X says:
YA AGAIN U LEFT NOT UR FAULT,

Denver Dsouza says:
if you wanna talk then calm down

Denver Dsouza says:
then forget it... stay away cuz it ain't my fault here...

Miss.X says:
I WAITED NOT UR FAULT,
u never asked me to wait na so my fault
I LEAVE NOT UR FAULT, ITS SOLELY MY DECISION

Denver Dsouza says:
Miss.X... i;ll just say 1 thing... Assumptions is the mother of all F*%$UP's so stop makin assumptions...

Miss.X says:
WAT ASSUMPUTIONS

Miss.X says:
wat am i assuming here

Denver Dsouza says:
the ones you are makin right now about you being wrong...

Miss.X says:
thts a fact

Miss.X says:
not assumtuon

Miss.X says:
denver anyways

Miss.X says:
this is not working ok

Miss.X says:
bye

Denver Dsouza says:
forget it.. your acting too immature to understand right now... and that's just the rage in there that's blocking your thought pattern....

Miss.X says:
ya i know

Denver Dsouza says:
1 fact about you acknowledged... well that's a start...

Miss.X says:
SHUT UP DENVER

Miss.X says:
SHUT UP

Miss.X says:
OK

Miss.X says:
ENOUGH

Denver Dsouza says:
see there you go again...

Miss.X says:
denver its ok

Miss.X says:
ok

Miss.X says:
i got the piont. i have it hard in my brain now

Miss.X says:
thts it

Miss.X says:
ok

Miss.X says:
bye

Denver Dsouza says:
with that immature brain its a miracle you've comprehended what i've just said... trust me you need to calm down Miss.X and then we'll talk...

Denver Dsouza says:
till then you take care

STUPID....YES...............
IMMATURE....YES...........
CRAZIE....YES...............
CONFUSING.............YES........
TRUE................YES.......
WOMEN......... DEFINITELY YES!!! ..... lol >D