What a way to start the day....
6:05am - Wake up
6:10am - Get bugged by younger brother who hid the deodrant canister
6:30am - Watching Cartoon
7:00am - Watching CatDog (Cartoon)
7:15am - Watching The Angry Beavers (Another Cartoon)
7:30am - Watching As Told By Ginger (Yup you guessed it... another cartoon)
8:00am - Hookup music system to computer and listening to music
8:25am - Went to have a bath
8:30am - Realised that i have only 15mins to get my ass to the bus stop
8:32am - Realised that younger brother hid the deodrant canister
8:34am - Reached the store and brought the deodrant
8:36am - Started dressing up in my formals to go to work (Forgetting something....)
8:45am - Leave from home and head towards the bus stop
8:50am - The 422 arrives... not my bus...
8:55am - Another 422 arrives... not my bus... DAM!!!
9:00am - The 222 arrives... Finallie!!!
9:01am - Realised what i forgot.... "TO ZIP UP MY FRIKIN FLY"...... LOL >=)
Thursday, June 24, 2004
Tuesday, June 22, 2004
There truly is a God and is indeed all kind and giving. Who says prayers aren’t answered. This weekend was pretty hecktic for me. I had installed Windows XP and Windows 98 onto the computer’s as mentione before and in doing so I kept myself awake for 25hours straight without a wink. It didn’t rain at all these past 3 days and that’s exactly what I had prayed for. I enjoyed the ride on the bike. Go into a little Need For Speed Underground kinda action… >=)… One thing that helped keep me awake was a cup of tea from my friend KB’s dad. Man that was one strong cup of tea. I also met up with a very old friend of mine, Dipti. I went over to KB’s place yesterday for lunch and God dam the roti’s or chapati’s or bhakri’s (I don’t know what Payal calls them) we so frikin delicious… mmmmm…. Just too mouth watering to describe… Shoutout to my long and distant sister Hetal who I miss a lot these days. Take care of yeerself and stay in touch okies… >=)
Saturday, June 19, 2004
Another glorious and beautiful day. i've got a very busy schedule in front of me for this weekend. Gotta re-install Windows XP and Windows 98 onto 2 different computers. The best part about it is that i've got my hands on my bros bike... hehehehe... i like that bike and the boy hardly lets me ride it... well times have changed now... i no longer have to sneak out with the bike early in the morning at 3:30am... >=)... well todays POST will make all you men realise that we are indeed blessed to be men... sorrie ladies this just happened to be your week to be criticised... peace to you women who are responsible to us men being here...
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to that same or any water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too
icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - £3,000. Morning suit rental - £100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
One mood - all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and a little bit of your neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet, one pair of shoes, one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pen-knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to that same or any water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too
icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - £3,000. Morning suit rental - £100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
One mood - all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and a little bit of your neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet, one pair of shoes, one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pen-knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.
Friday, June 18, 2004
Oh this one is definitely gonna put me in the ladies "To Be Killed List".... lol >=)
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW 328i back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other r end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives forward saving him from sinking. A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again. This time the chicken fell in the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole." So he stretched over the width of the hole and said "grab my "THING" and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story:
If you have a "Thing" like a horse, you don't need a BMW 328i to pick up chicks
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW 328i back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other r end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives forward saving him from sinking. A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again. This time the chicken fell in the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole." So he stretched over the width of the hole and said "grab my "THING" and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story:
If you have a "Thing" like a horse, you don't need a BMW 328i to pick up chicks
Thursday, June 17, 2004
Finally the rains have kicked in and the places I pass are getting greener everyday. I love the arroma that the rains fill the air with… it’s just refresh and pure. But there’s something that I don’t like about the rain… when I have to go out and work.. .lol >=) Day before yesterday I got splashed by serveral cars it was fun cause I didn’t have work that day… probably if I had to go to work then I woulda cursed that no good $on of @ B!tc#. The rains always bring back memories of the past… the good old days when I WAS in college and freaking out with my friends and my girl (I miss her the most during this season). I remember the days when we all bunked college and went for movies and little getaways to Borivali National Park… ah those were the days… I miss those sweet sahveet days… and I probably would give anything to get them days back again... >=(
Monday, June 14, 2004
Technology in India is probably one of the strangest things I’ve seen. On Saturday 12th June I was on my way for my computer classes at Irla (in between Vile Parle and Andheri… if you live in Mumbai) Most of the signals in Mumbai do a good job when they are working and do an even better job when they aren’t. I’ve noticed this a lot!! When a signal isn’t working, it should remain that way and no one should interfere with it. However that statement isn’t true. In Mumbai the traffic police always feel that they can do a better job than the signals (irrelevant of whether they are working or not). In both instances… the traffic police (or “paandus” as we Mumbaikars so “lovingly” call them) are so wrong. These guys are responsible for the traffic out here. I have yet to see a day when traffic is in order because of a paandu. The police can get so confused sometimes… sorrie I meant the police are so confused all the time!!!!!!!
Speaking of confusion women on the other hand are very confusing. If you’ve been reading my blog from the beginning, then you’d probably know that the opposite sex seems to be the strangest thing of all. Sorrie ladies no offense but you guys are pretty strange to me. One fact that y’all ladies will agree is that most of the time y’all are confused yourselves… and if you think that statement is false then I guess you aren’t a woman. Now y’all ladies must be wondering as to why I criticise y’all so much. I’m not actually; it’s just true. You know what they say… “When the truth is spoken it hurts the most”. Most of you ladies would surely like to ask me as to how come I know if y’all are confused most of the time. Please that’s easy!!… Let’s take you guys shopping for example, shopping for shoes… when y’all are shopping y’all will look for let’s say something that has flowers. So the hunt begins for flowers. During the course of your hunt y’all come across many varieties of things. Y’all will ponder over millions of shoes will flowers. Now distractions occur in the field (the shopping field). Women say that they are looking for shoes but at the same time they are Oooing and Wooing over bags, clothes and hell knows what other girlie stuff. So now the hunt parameters have broadened and this is where the confusion starts. It’s pretty simple, logical and true. Men on the other hand have a compartmentalised thinking pattern. When we wanna buy shoes, we’ll buy shoes. When we wanna buy clothes, we buy clothes. This should help explain things:
Objective = Result
Men buy shoes = Shoes brought by men. = Objective achieved
Men buy clothes = Clothes brought by men. = Objective achieved
Women buy shoes = Can’t decide which one to buy. But God dam that sleeveless top looks good. Holie shit I forgot about that cute adorable little bag that would go so well on that top and not to mention those ear-rings that would make me look so Fab.
Women buy clothes = ……
I think I’ll stop just there cause I don’t even wanna think about what the hell was going on over there… IT’S TOO CONFUSING… LOL >=) Peace ladies….
Today in the morning before I could leave for work I was watching a few cartoons. Whilst browsing through channels I tuned into MTV. Now this isn’t the international MTV that we get, it’s the pathetic Indian version. So the song starts… it’s about a woman who dresses herself up with a white very, very and I mean extremely short top. And then tightens her red checked micro mini. Later she walks downstairs into a place that looks like an underground barn. Teams up with a bunch of other pathetic dressing woman and starts dancing… like a slut!! It’s funnie how Indian culture is evolving these days. These Indian directors can’t seem to find anything original and just like to go on a copying spree. Man you’ve gotta listen to them frikin Hindi remixes of the original English songs. Especially when they use the western lingo… holie shit that really cracks me up. Now inspiring is one thing and trying to copy is another. Most of the women get inspired by the west and then completely misunderstand. Today most of the Hindi music videos are filled with Indian sluts… I know I’m a bit harsh with that statement but then this should help you understand a little better. Dave Chappelle a very recognised stand up comedian said this statement in one of his shows and I completely agree with the guy. This is what he said or something like it, “So I was walking down a street dressed up like a cop and a lady comes running to me asking for help. She says officer officer please come quick there’s a robbery in progress. Now I know that I’m no cop but she doesn’t know that either but she wants me to help because I look like a cop”. Likewise ladies if y’all dress up like sluts, then no matter how good a person you are, you will always be a slut. Dave also made another important statement and this will make a whole lotta sense now. He said, “Chivalry is dead… it’s true… Men have lost their chivalry…AND WOMEN KILLED IT!!!”….. lol >=)
Speaking of confusion women on the other hand are very confusing. If you’ve been reading my blog from the beginning, then you’d probably know that the opposite sex seems to be the strangest thing of all. Sorrie ladies no offense but you guys are pretty strange to me. One fact that y’all ladies will agree is that most of the time y’all are confused yourselves… and if you think that statement is false then I guess you aren’t a woman. Now y’all ladies must be wondering as to why I criticise y’all so much. I’m not actually; it’s just true. You know what they say… “When the truth is spoken it hurts the most”. Most of you ladies would surely like to ask me as to how come I know if y’all are confused most of the time. Please that’s easy!!… Let’s take you guys shopping for example, shopping for shoes… when y’all are shopping y’all will look for let’s say something that has flowers. So the hunt begins for flowers. During the course of your hunt y’all come across many varieties of things. Y’all will ponder over millions of shoes will flowers. Now distractions occur in the field (the shopping field). Women say that they are looking for shoes but at the same time they are Oooing and Wooing over bags, clothes and hell knows what other girlie stuff. So now the hunt parameters have broadened and this is where the confusion starts. It’s pretty simple, logical and true. Men on the other hand have a compartmentalised thinking pattern. When we wanna buy shoes, we’ll buy shoes. When we wanna buy clothes, we buy clothes. This should help explain things:
Objective = Result
Men buy shoes = Shoes brought by men. = Objective achieved
Men buy clothes = Clothes brought by men. = Objective achieved
Women buy shoes = Can’t decide which one to buy. But God dam that sleeveless top looks good. Holie shit I forgot about that cute adorable little bag that would go so well on that top and not to mention those ear-rings that would make me look so Fab.
Women buy clothes = ……
I think I’ll stop just there cause I don’t even wanna think about what the hell was going on over there… IT’S TOO CONFUSING… LOL >=) Peace ladies….
Today in the morning before I could leave for work I was watching a few cartoons. Whilst browsing through channels I tuned into MTV. Now this isn’t the international MTV that we get, it’s the pathetic Indian version. So the song starts… it’s about a woman who dresses herself up with a white very, very and I mean extremely short top. And then tightens her red checked micro mini. Later she walks downstairs into a place that looks like an underground barn. Teams up with a bunch of other pathetic dressing woman and starts dancing… like a slut!! It’s funnie how Indian culture is evolving these days. These Indian directors can’t seem to find anything original and just like to go on a copying spree. Man you’ve gotta listen to them frikin Hindi remixes of the original English songs. Especially when they use the western lingo… holie shit that really cracks me up. Now inspiring is one thing and trying to copy is another. Most of the women get inspired by the west and then completely misunderstand. Today most of the Hindi music videos are filled with Indian sluts… I know I’m a bit harsh with that statement but then this should help you understand a little better. Dave Chappelle a very recognised stand up comedian said this statement in one of his shows and I completely agree with the guy. This is what he said or something like it, “So I was walking down a street dressed up like a cop and a lady comes running to me asking for help. She says officer officer please come quick there’s a robbery in progress. Now I know that I’m no cop but she doesn’t know that either but she wants me to help because I look like a cop”. Likewise ladies if y’all dress up like sluts, then no matter how good a person you are, you will always be a slut. Dave also made another important statement and this will make a whole lotta sense now. He said, “Chivalry is dead… it’s true… Men have lost their chivalry…AND WOMEN KILLED IT!!!”….. lol >=)
Saturday, June 12, 2004
So I get my hard drive into work today and try to hook it up to my system which runs Windows NT 4.0 Server… News Flash!!!… It didn’t recognise the hard drive. My Samsung 20GB (which can store only 18.6GB or some shit.. fuck knows where the rest is…) which has a FAT32 partition didn’t get recognised by the operating system. I tried to identify the hard drive but apparently my version of NT was configured with limited stuff. Ok for all you people who aren’t involved with computer’s, none of the above lines would make sense so don’t bother {I shuda mentioned this at the beginning…lol =) }
So I get my first issue today… which is also computer related but I won’t get into details like above. I managed to resolve the issue!! 1st issue solved for the company. Hey wanna do some whacked out tests like the ones I did yesterday then visit this link…
www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/index.html
Today in the morning i saw this really really cool thriller... it was called The Ring... Its pretty good... Watch it!!!
So I get my first issue today… which is also computer related but I won’t get into details like above. I managed to resolve the issue!! 1st issue solved for the company. Hey wanna do some whacked out tests like the ones I did yesterday then visit this link…
www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/index.html
Today in the morning i saw this really really cool thriller... it was called The Ring... Its pretty good... Watch it!!!
So I get my hard drive into work today and try to hook it up to my system which runs Windows NT 4.0 Server… News Flash!!!… It didn’t recognise the hard drive. My Samsung 20GB (which can store only 18.6GB or some shit.. fuck knows where the rest is…) which has a FAT32 partition didn’t get recognised by the operating system. I tried to identify the hard drive but apparently my version of NT was configured with limited stuff. Ok for all you people who aren’t involved with computer’s, none of the above lines would make sense so don’t bother {I shuda mention this at the beginning…lol =) }
So I get my first issue today… which is also computer related but I won’t get into details like above. I managed to resolve the issue!! 1st issue solved for the company. Hey wanna do some whacked out tests like the ones I did yesterday then visit this link…
www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/index.html
Today in the morning i saw this really really cool thriller... it was called The Ring... Its pretty good... Watch it!!!
So I get my first issue today… which is also computer related but I won’t get into details like above. I managed to resolve the issue!! 1st issue solved for the company. Hey wanna do some whacked out tests like the ones I did yesterday then visit this link…
www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/index.html
Today in the morning i saw this really really cool thriller... it was called The Ring... Its pretty good... Watch it!!!
Friday, June 11, 2004
Well i came into work today and started reading about how hard drives work when i got a popup asking me to take an IQ test... Have you ever wondered on how smart you are... i did just that when that popup came up... so i went ahead with the test... it was pretty crazie at some point in time but i managed to get the whole thing done... At the end of the test this is what they had to say about my INTELLECT.....
The IQ Test People : "We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.
This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results."
By the way i got a DUMB 124... Yeah go figure... lol >=)
The IQ Test People : "We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.
This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results."
By the way i got a DUMB 124... Yeah go figure... lol >=)
Thursday, June 10, 2004
Hello again people. After almost a year I've finally got a chance to start posting again. Where am i today... well I've joined another company as a Hardware and Networking Administrator (i think) and have also taken up a course in Networking as well. The new job rocks and so does my computer course. i realised that I've wasted 5 years of my college life in the wrong frikin stream. i opted for commerce instead of science. i guess with the Indian education system one never gets to do what he wants because the students interests aren't identified. Well what’s done is done, can’t cry over spilt milk. Today after 1week of just lazing around at work we had a big issue. The network of the office went down because of some faulty cable. It took my superiors a good 2 and a half hours to rectify the issue and it’s because of their efforts that I’m able to post my very first blog on my site after the ages. I’ll keep posting now from time to time now. It's good to blog back again.... >=)
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